Man Without Qualities

Sunday, January 01, 2006

The Croaking Of The American Dream?

This just in:

Illinois approved a state amphibian, the Eastern tiger salamander, after it won 51 percent of Internet voters, beating the gray tree frog and the American toad. "The toad and the frog kind of split up the vote and allowed the salamander to slip in," Lt. Gov. Pat Quinn said.

But is anyone looking into accusations that frog and toad supporters were kept from the polls by confusing voter laws and discriminatory procedures ... or overly dry polling conditions brought on by global warming?

Al Gore, call your office!

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