Man Without Qualities

Friday, August 05, 2005

Notes And Letters From Far Flung Correspondents: The French Army

This just in by urgent e-mail from a friend
In light of the recent security alerts in London, the French government has announced within the last hour that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise comes only days after a fire which destroyed France's only white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the nation's central military capability.

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