Posted 3:50 PM by Robert

O, The Horror of It

From 1992 until January 2001, the heightened prospect of opening the paper to an image of Bill Clinton's ghastly, exposed, flabby, white, jogging thighs added a new terror to the morning of every American. Since then the "flabby thigh risk" has declined - from, perhaps "orange" to "green" with the inauguration of the new President.

But all this progress will be lost if the public is now to face the dreadful prospect of images of an erect and aroused Chelsea Clinton. Surely this is an unprovoked attack on the American magazine reading public that should not go unanswered.