Posted 12:43 PM by Robert

A Guide To The Lesser Husseins

A friend e-mails:

Apart from Uday & Qusay, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:
Sooflay ..................the restauranteur
Guday................... the half-Australian brother
Huray.................... the sports fanatic
Kuntay & Kintay.......the twins from the African mother
Ojay......................the stalker / murderer
Ebay.....................the internet czar
Biliray......................the country music star
Ecksray...................the radiologist
Puray.......................the blender factory owner
Regay......................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay......................the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Lattay........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister
Dushay......................the clean sister
Ollay..........................the cosmetics shop owner
Gudlay........................the prostitute

More will no doubt be discovered.