Man Without Qualities


Wednesday, November 03, 2004


John Edwards In 2008!

The embalming fluid has scarcely permeated John Kerry's political corpse, but word is out ... again:

By gosh, that John Edwards is good. So good. Sounds good. Looks good. Probably smells good! He'll be back in 2008 ... he's gonna be a contender ... and watch out America!

As always when the media succumb to John Edwards, a little reality check is in order. As a Senator, the man "represented" North Carolina, which George Bush just carried by thirteen percentage points - 56% to 43% against the ticket on which John Edwards was the Vice Presidential candidate. On the other hand, that's better than Kerry-Edwards did in the state in which John Edwards was born - South Carolina - which Mr. Bush just carried by seventeen percentage points - 58% to Kerry-Edwards' 41%.

But by gosh, that John Edwards is good. So good. Sounds good. Looks good. Probably smells good. He'll be back in 2008 ... he's gonna be a contender ... and watch out America!

Sure. Sure.

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